and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break