just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?