I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick