I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.