Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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