can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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