If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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