I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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