her vagine was all disorganized.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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