Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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