I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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