it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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