Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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