For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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