You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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