I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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