You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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