Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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