do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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