me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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