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PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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