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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia

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• (509): View more from Washington

  He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?

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• (585): View more from New York

  my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet

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