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• (847): View more from Illinois

  There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy

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  amen to that sister

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• (956): View more from Texas

  around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.

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• (424): View more from California

  I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Sext me about skeletons

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• (058): View more from

  Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?

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