He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
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I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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