i jhust puked up my retainher.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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