Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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