nut hugger
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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