Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
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Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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