All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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