Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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