Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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