Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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