I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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