That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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