I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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