So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.