I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot