i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
... don't judge me
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.