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• (661): View more from California

  seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?

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• (408): View more from California

  Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...

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• (585): View more from New York

  I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex

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• (509): View more from Washington

  all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company

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