What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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