You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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