didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
ok i will unlock the door
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
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When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder