Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter