Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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