Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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