i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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