so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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