is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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