i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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