at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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