did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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