He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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