I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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