i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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