but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
