What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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