And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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