Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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