What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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