i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He has the fingertips of a God
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