Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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