Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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